Guy Matches With Classmate On Tinder And Explosion Of Scientific Flirting Ensues

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mattstaff
Sep 25, 2019 1:30 PM EDT

Love is a chemical reaction and these two could be working on it. This guy's commitment to using as many scientific pickup lines as possible to flirt, is absolutely relentless. 

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    Text - T-Mobile LTE 1 15% 12:31 AM YOU MATCHED WIT ON 1/27/18 Are you an active anode? Because I'm definitely feeling an activation potential Sun, Jan 28, 4:52 PM Is there a triple bond between us? Because I'm seeing alkynes of fun here Sun, Jan 28, 5:17 PM I think our delta-G must be negative because I can see some spontaneous reactions happening
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    Text - Sun, Jan 28, 6:43 PM Can you help me fix my continuous air compressor? It needs more shaft work Sun, Jan 28, 7:58 PM As long as we're careful with our materials selection, this might induce a lot of work hardening Sun, Jan 28, 9:00 PM As long as we're perfect crystal clear, I have no boundaries Sun, Jan 28, 9:45 PM You're clearly free of defects, but T hope you've got good fatigue resistance to0
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    Text - Sun,Jan 28, 11:01 PM I have a high fatigue resistance but a low elastic modulus ;) Mon, Jan 29, 9:25 AM Wanna make a composite? I have a stiff reinforcing phase we can embed in your flexible low- modulus phase How big a load can we expect? We still need to collect some experimental data on that Yeah, you should probably take a look at some curves before any decisions are made
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    Text - Mon, Jan 29, 10:03 AM I'm a pretty hands-on kind of engineer, I like to get a feel for what I'm doing work on Mon, Jan 29, 10:22 AM how many hours of cyclic strain can you last until failure? I'm definitely suitable for high- cycle applications ;) I'm not trying to brag but my S-N curve is pretty impressive Mon, Jan 29, 11:22 AM I see strength won't be a problem either.
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    Text - Mon, Jan 29, 11:44 AM I hold up well in hot environments too, as long as there's enough lubrication Mon, Jan 29, 1:12 PM Hot AND moist? Mon, Jan 29, 1:39 PM The wetter the better, especially if the tolerances are tight Mon, Jan 29, 2:32 PM You must have a strong magnetic field bc I think you just induced a flow in me
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    Text - Mon, Jan 29, 3:07 PM You must be a ferromagnet because I want to align my moment parallel to yours After that u wanna make some transverse waves? Mon, Jan 29, 3:34 PM They're gonna be pretty high frequency, I hope you can handle the exchange forces Mon, Jan 29, 4:08 PM I can handle any frequency it it's high amplitude:)
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    Text - Well you know what's great about high frequency, high amplitude waves? Good penetration depth Mon, Jan 29, 4:59 PM you know what that penetration depth would be good for? A thermocouple Are you saying we should form a dissimilar junction? ;) don't hold back on me baby I'd like you to hydrate me with BH3 cause I'm looking to SYN
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    Text - Wanna play SN2 reaction? You be the substrate, I'll be the nucleophile and perform a backside attack Mon, Jan 29, 8:26 PM I'd let you bend me like steric strain on an eclipsed syn sigma bond Are you a long-chain unsaturated fatty acid? Because you seem pretty kinky Are you a catalyst? Cause I have an active site that's longing for a reaction I can definitely give you an energetically favorable reaction pathway
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    Text - Are you as into aerobic respiration as I am? Baby by the time we're done it'll be strictly anaerobic if we were a functional group we'd be carbonyl, because being double bonded to you would definitely give me an O Okay wow I do NOT remember enough orgo to keep up with this We're 1 and 1 baby I have an exam for orgo 2 on Thursday, I'm in the ZONE Scientific flirting as a study aid: a case study
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    Text - I think there's a thermal gradient between us because I definitely want to do some energy transfer you're the hot one, I think your gradient is pointing in my direction Don't sell yourself short, l'd say we're isothermal Which I guess means it'd be adiabatic if I did work on you shaft work Okay there is one downside to all this, which is that it's hard to tell if we're swapping engineering pickup lines or actually flirting
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    Text - There's an uncertainty principle involved oh, how fondly I remember pchem Schrodinger's dick in a box wait...ick up lines? Engineering? Wow what a coincidence I was just hitting on you
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    Text - One hell of a coincidence yeah I don't even do science Not once not never Just a series of shots in the dark, huh? Iusually prefer the lights on Another coincidence, so doI Mon, Jan 29, 11:17 PM Call me dense if you want, but between the sarcasm and my trademark engineer's social blindness I still can't actually tell if this is flirting or just a series of jokes
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    Text - Mon, Jan 29, 11:33 PM I have to collect some data, can have your numbers to compare results? seems like an important data point here Type a message Send GIF
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